Are you licensed to drive this thing?

 

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I wanted to improve on John Del Signore’s Blog today, but instead just decided to send the reader over to laugh at this little Satirical piece :

State Law Would Require Bicycle Licenses for All New Yorkers

Last month, when City Councilman Eric Ulrich (R-Queens) proposed a law that would require all adult cyclists in NYC get licenses and register their bicycles, some worried that the legislation didn’t go far enough. For example, what happens when a law-abiding, licensed NYC cyclist crosses over the border line from Queens into Long Island, where unregulated, Mad Maxian bicycle gangs dominate the roads and run over thousands of puppies every day? Wouldn’t the anarchic bicycle lawlessness across the state undermine NYC’s quest for law and order? Just in time, here comes Assemblyman Michael DenDekker to the rescue!

A05429 can be found here and the synopsis states: More